(The Residents: "Loser ≅ Weed", aus dem Album "The Third Reich 'n' Roll", 1976; Bonustrack 2 auf der 1988 veröffentlichten CD-Version; Erstveröffentlichung auf der B-Seite der Single "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction", 1976)
Freeing, freeing, freeing fortune
Loves the, loves the, the loser with
His gift, his gift, his gift of greed
Consume, consume empty and
Yun rings, yun rings and feeling like
And feel, and feel, and feeling like a weed
Lacking certain social graces like the names
Of those foreign faces - what more could he do?
He polished up the daily spread and put his mother
Back in bed, and then he, then he went home, too.